SPOON FED: HOW TO COMPOSE AN EMAIL TO A SEX WORKER 101

Are you nervous about emailing a sex worker? Don't know what to write, or haven't been getting good responses from emails you have sent? This little op-ed might help you in your quest for companionship. 

HOW TO COMPOSE AN EMAIL TO A SEX WORKER 101

Not only is this a self-serving post, but I feel like a lot of potentially great clients don't understand the importance of a well-composed introductory email to a sex worker. In particular, an escort/courtesan, so I'm here to help. 

First, consider the person you're writing as a professional offering a service, such as a therapist instead of a super-babe, this will change your mindset when making the first contact. 

Make a good first email impression and always be a gentleman. Spend time composing your email thoughtfully, and you will most likely get warm and professional responses in return.

Here's an example of a nicely written introductory email. Feel free to use it as a template or make it your own!

GOOD INTRO EMAIL EXAMPLE:

"Greetings ______,

My name is _______, and I'm so happy to be writing to you. I read your website, tour dates, and booking info, and I also read your deposit policy, and everything looks great!

I want to schedule an appointment with you and these are my available DATES/TIMES. If my dates work for you, I'll go ahead and place my deposit. 

Thank You,

YOUR NAME

_________________________________

BAD INTRODUCTION EMAIL EXAMPLE:

"Hi"

"I want to fuck you."

"How Much"